'Hugely relatable!' Heat
Fans of Ruth Jones, Marian Keyes and Caroline James will love Divorced Not Dead, a no-holds-barred, heartfelt and laugh-out-loud hilarious romcom about being fifty, but absolutely not yet dead yet!
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We're going to need a bigger drink…
Meet Frankie: fifty, divorced and getting back on the horse.
After leaving Twatface - her husband of twenty years - she's starting again from scratch. And when her son also flees the nest for university, Frankie decides it's time to throw herself back into the dating game with a vengeance.
On best friend Bel's recommendation, Frankie signs up to two dating apps: one for love, another for casual hook-ups (because why the f**k not?!).
However, as she navigates this new frontier of catfishing, kittenfishing, ghosts, GILFs and everything in between, she realises the whole dating thing has changed quite a bit - and it really is a bloody jungle out there…
Will Frankie find love on the apps? Or the perfect shag?
Or - if there's any justice in the world - both?
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'Honest, unfiltered, hilarious. Your cheeks will hurt from laughing so much!' Louise Pentland
'A blast!' Daily Mail
'Defiantly funny - we need more books like this!' Georgie Hall
'Sex education was never like this the first time around!' Julie Ma
'Personal, funny, relatable and motivational!' Shazia Mirza
'A no-holds-barred, honest romcom.' Platinum
'Hugely relatable!' Heat
'An unfiltered, hilarious book… highly recommend!' Best
'Funny, frank and loving… Enjoy!' Lesley Sharp
'Whipsmart, feminist and sex-positive…I defy anyone to read this without loudly cackling' Kitty Wilson
'Sweary, sassy and sensational, this is a book that surprises as well as entertains!' Linda's Book Bag
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Readers LOVE Divorced Not Dead!
'Absolutely raced through this irreverently funny, clever and thoughtful book. A whip smart novel with a clever heroine!'
'Better than Sex and the City! I loved it and you will too!'
'Made me laugh more than any book I have ever read!'
'A heartwarming and relatable romance novel that celebrates second chances'
'A fabulous, funny five-star read for me!' ?????
'It felt like I was listening to my best friend telling me tales of her dating experience.' ?????
'Ford has perfectly captured the online dating world - warts and all!'
'It's so empowering!'
'The storyline is excellent!'
'Definitely a book to read before you sign up for any dating apps!'
